Toffen! Come back!
Now that's a delicious yellow rose.
Do you think the killer would be monitoring someone who plays investigator?
I have a little Asia thing, you see.
Toffen sells the santa cameras used by the killer.
It's the same camera.
Looking for something?
Is this the one you're looking for?
Or is it this one?
Or is it both?
You found them.
You planted Santa one in room 204 and Santa two in this room -
- to monitor the investigation of 8 bestial killings you commited.
Give me one good reason you'd plant these cameras.
I'll give you the best reason in the world.
I was going to sneakily film the Chop Suey-lady.
The well-off one, the one who is adopted. Lykke.
That's a fucking lie!
After all, we're not blood related. Surely you can jerk it to adopted ones?
You're here tormenting a poor, horny uncle while a killer runs around.
Begone!
Otherwise, I'll kill you and your entire family.
Will you help us, Cassandra? We're going to bring down a heavy Bethlehem stall.
I just saw something very...
Looky here. Now this is a sustainable bunch.
To the attic.
Ladies first.
As the sailor said when he wanted to throw someone overboard to lighten the load.
I'm joking.
When I had placed Santa one in her room,
- she suddenly decided to change rooms. Bloody typical.
Lie!
No, it's true.
We changed rooms. Mine had asymmetrical patterns in the ceiling.
Well, I guess we all have our kinks.
In any case, I had to place Santa two in Lykke's new room.
This is Svein's room.
No, this is 209. It is Lykke's new room.
Have any of you seen the tape? Was it spank material?
- This is room 206. - It's 209. Go and look at the door.
I was so keen for Asian nudity that I wouldn't miss it.
It says 209.
Right? 209, as I said.
This is room 206.
Someone has changed the number.
He threatened someone with a knife.
Then he said, "Leave, or I'll kill you and your whole family."
Rune is crazy! We have to get down.
Folks?
This goat had tangled itself into a box of porcelain.
Do you know what I call that?
Silly goat.
Not to your taste?
Then we have to resort to more dramatic measures.
- There it is. - It took some time, then you got it.
That joke actually worked really well. We should put on a show together.
Then you'll be responsible for the "booking".
I'm joking.
Why change the number?
Probably just messing around.
- We are checking the tape again. -That's not necessary.
That is our only clue.
Okay, I was the one who changed the number.
Why?
Why? Why not?
I got bored, changed some numbers. That's how it is.
Hot damn, that was brilliant.
You set up the same room number as Lykke, -
- so that she bursts into your room in the middle of the night, -
- and then you would lie here ready. When she sees you, she's shocked.
You calm her down and become the caregiver, right?
And then... Bang! Adoption sex.
You naughty boy.
Too bad it didn't work, because she's probably pretty wild in bed.
Did you really think that was going to work?
See! It worked. There you are.
Now you thought this was your room?
I found this note in the hallway. I think you should see it.
- What room do you live in now, Lykke? -209.
Yeah right. Good to know.
Rune has taken hostages in the attic.
He wants to kill everyone who doesn't laugh at his jokes.
Now you have to move a little. I have to repaint the entire attic.
Do you remember The Caretaker?
Rune! This is Svein Soot. Come down immediately!
Is it time to go down?
Are we in a depression?
I'm joking.
- I repeat: Come down immediately! -Never! I've just begun.
That's what she said.
He is so merciless.
Now we've come to the highlight that I have been looking forward to all day.
Once upon a time there was a knife sharpener.
This knife sharpener was suddenly visited by a mad man.
And suddenly this...
-What? -I can't stand it anymore.
I'm too scared to laugh anymore.
But please, save me. Don't kill me.
Have you laughed at my jokes because...
Otherwise you would kill us.
Aren't you?
You guys have just...
... stabbed into my heart.
The knife was to be used as a prop for the joke I practiced in front of the mirror.
You take for granted that I am this funny uncle.
Gods should know how much work is behind it.
I thought this was the best day of my life.
I have never received such a response.
But now I realize it's a lie.
There are many ways to kill a man.
The most effective is to crush his dreams.
Don't get us wrong, Rune.
- We think you're very funny. -Yes.
You're really funny. Can't you finish the joke?
Once upon a time there was a knife sharpener, I guess.
He was visited by a crazy man who was a complete madman.
And...
Suddenly the man says:
"Leave, otherwise I'll kill you and your whole family."
What do you think the sharpener did?
He ran.
Please, just go.
Right now I actually need some Uncle Rune time.
Did you see Rune during dinner? Did he never come down?
Rune?
Sorry, we totally forgot about you.
Fucking Santa killer!
Svein?
Two footsteps. In different sizes.
It's not just one killer, but two.
A man and a woman.
Daddy Santa has been assisted by Mummy Santa.
Dammit!